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The Edward Elric Poem
By T-Phoenix
Edward was a sinner,
Tried to resurrect his mum,
But the ingredients he tried to use,
Didn't quite equal the sum,
His younger brother had to pay,
A quite horrendous cost,
Alphonse is stuck in armour now,
His little body lost,
And Edward has got automail,
A symbol of his crime,
Researching a solution,
Now occupies his time.
He seeks a precious substance,
The country he will roam,
Far and wide, the journey long,
To find the Philosopher's Stone.
But with Alphonse besides him,
To help pick up the slack,
He hopes to use his alchemy,
To bring his brother back!
By T-Phoenix
Edward was a sinner,
Tried to resurrect his mum,
But the ingredients he tried to use,
Didn't quite equal the sum,
His younger brother had to pay,
A quite horrendous cost,
Alphonse is stuck in armour now,
His little body lost,
And Edward has got automail,
A symbol of his crime,
Researching a solution,
Now occupies his time.
He seeks a precious substance,
The country he will roam,
Far and wide, the journey long,
To find the Philosopher's Stone.
But with Alphonse besides him,
To help pick up the slack,
He hopes to use his alchemy,
To bring his brother back!
Literature
.:Auto Mail:.
I wanna beat him like they do in FMA!
Punch him,
Kick him,
Slap him,
Let that bastard know he's lame!
(I'll win it!)
Beat him to a pulp until we know that bastard's done.
Then we'll all go out,
There we'll go and have some fun.
Oh~
I'll hit him hard,
Show him all I've got.
Oh~
I'll beat him hard,
Show him what I've got.
Chorus
Can't beat my, can't beat my, Mustang can't beat my automail!
(Winry made this auto mail.)
Can't beat my, can't beat my, Mustang can't beat my automail!
(Winry made this auto mail.)
My-my-my automail!
My-my-my automail!
My-my-my automail!
My-my automail!
A flame like that is easy,
And not hard
Literature
20 Things Al Would Never Do
20 Things Al Would Never Do
1. Go to the top of your roof and yell "I'm a special boy!" at the top of his lungs
2. Dance with a coconut
3. Do a crack Mustang cosplay
4. Kick a kitten
5. Have a tea party with an Ed plushie
6. Become Risembool's first male cheerleader
7. Run through Central screaming "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
8. Belly Dance with Edward
9. Dance around without a shirt on in public
10. Go ontop of a hill and yell "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm gonna be Hokage, BELIEVE IT!"
11. Start talking in a Jamacian accent
12. Dress up like Envy just to make Ed mad
13. Jump on the bed and yell "I have ADD!
Literature
Too much FMA
Ways to Know You and Your Friends Have Been Watching Too Much Fullmetal Alchemist:
1. You and your friends start volunteering to chop off each other's arms so you can get automail. (My friends and I just have the weirdest conversations don't we?)
2. When you get a biology substitute who looks like Shou Tucker, you ditch and go find your friends to have a group panic attack. (Hehe, that was a fun day at lunch ^.^)
3. You refuse to drink milk.
4. You have to keep your friend away from all sharpies because he/she once drew a transmutation circle on the carpet with one.
5. Your friends won't let you touch the sharpies because you drew a tran
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More poetry for your amusement, this time about Ed.
Enjoy
FMA (c) Hiromu Arakawa
Enjoy
FMA (c) Hiromu Arakawa
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